My 10 Rules

Behind the Screen

I've had people ask me, more than a few times, just what rules I employ at the table while GMing/Refereeing games. The above is the card I and out to each player when I am elected to run games. Yes it contains strong language. Yes I know that's off-putting to some.
But seriously, Cowboy up and grow a pair. If you don't like it, then
A: What are you doing on the internet, land of trolls, porn and foul language, and
B: Don't click the image.

Honestly I run a pretty tight ship when I'm refereeing a game. You have to, otherwise things just don't get done. While I wouldn't say I'm draconian about my rules, hell, I tend to break rule 9 more than my players, I am pretty harsh about some of them. I've even thrown my brother out of game(s!) that he has hosted at his house. It happens.
I expect a comment from him in the c&c area below once he reads this ;)

Anyways, Those are my rules...
What are yours?

Until next time,
PUT THAT AWAY!!!
Bean out~