I bring you this.
Aka I totally forgot to write anything for today, and I have far too much to do still before I go to bed. Also: There probably will not be an update on Saturday, or likely, Tuesday either (unless Richard or Maqy throw down with something), as I'm visiting friends and family until Tuesday and won't have either access to a computer. Indeed I am heading over to see them for my birthday (Oh god I'm getting old...) and plan to be far FAR too drunk to write anything for Saturday.
Until then, enjoy this little laugh.
Till next time,
Keep calm and carry on.